The cowboy has his drink and goes out to find his horse is back where he left it. The bartender calls out after him, " Hey partner, what exactly did happen in Texas?"
The cowboy replied "I had to walk home!"
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Cowboy Story
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Cowboy Story
by Hobilar on Fri May 09, 2008 1:35 am
A cowboy rides into town and stops at the saloon. However, when he's finished his drink, he walks out to find his horse has been stolen. The cowboy walks back into the bar, loosens his guns in their holsters amd says, " I'm gonna have another beer and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I'm finished, I'm gonna do what I dun back in Texas."
The cowboy has his drink and goes out to find his horse is back where he left it. The bartender calls out after him, " Hey partner, what exactly did happen in Texas?"
The cowboy replied "I had to walk home!"
The cowboy has his drink and goes out to find his horse is back where he left it. The bartender calls out after him, " Hey partner, what exactly did happen in Texas?"
The cowboy replied "I had to walk home!"
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Re: Cowboy Story
by Goliath on Tue Jan 27, 2009 10:42 pm
Well, this seems to have been around a while, but I seemed to have missed it. It is really good. I like it.
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Re: Cowboy Story
by Hobilar on Thu Mar 19, 2009 4:22 am
A cowboy walks into the Saloon with a Parrot on his shoulder.
"Where did you get THAT from?" asked the Bar Tender
"Texas" replied the Parrot, " They've got THOUSANDS of them down there".
"Where did you get THAT from?" asked the Bar Tender
"Texas" replied the Parrot, " They've got THOUSANDS of them down there".
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Re: Cowboy Story
by Spazz Maticus on Thu Mar 19, 2009 9:08 am
I don't get it...
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